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Three Movies I Liked
The first movie I liked was King of Kong. It was a documentary about professional Donkey Kong players. It focused on a middle-aged man named Steve Weibe who was really good at baseball but messed up at...
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On Eugene Kotlyarenko’s 0s & 1s
“Eugene Kotlyarenko’s ’0s and 1s’ may be the ultimate has-to-be-seen-more-than-once movie. Not because it’s great, particularly, but because so much is disgorged onto the screen so quickly that no one...
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My Grandmother Reviews The Movie Titanic
Oh, Joshua. I saw that movie The Titanic. They played it in the lobby of my building. I was late, because I was finishing some knitting, so the only seat available was next to that horrible man who...
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Drive Would Be Better With A Fat Ryan Gosling
*Spoiler alert* Has anyone heard of this guy Ryan Gosling? He’s been in a few movies I think, kinda handsome or whatever, looks like he might cry at any moment like the mom from 7th Heaven. You know...
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An Honest Review Of Twister, The 1996 Weather-Thriller
I don’t consider myself a conspiracy theorist by any means, but I’m almost 100% certain that there is no such thing as Bill Paxton. Let me backtrack: I was perusing the $5 movie section of Target the...
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40 Hilariously Mean Roger Ebert Reviews
Today Roger Ebert passed after a long battle with cancer, a shock to those of us who have loved and admired his work for so long. This week, he stepped down from his post as the lead film critic for...
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I Went To The Premiere Of ‘Fast & Furious 6′. Here’s What You Need To Know.
Fast & Furious I’m a late bloomer when it comes to being fast and furious. The franchise never really spoke to me until I saw Fast Five, and that experience changed my life. Shiny muscle cars,...
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The New Beauty And The Beast Is About Sharing Grief And Healing Through Love
via YouTube On March 17th, 90’s babies like me (we’re talking about the ones who actually understand “Only 90’s Kids Will Understand This” Buzzfeed listicles) swarmed theaters to see Disney’s...
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